Today, I fucked up… by disrobing my date
I met a girl a few weeks ago and we’ve been on one date so far, just casual coffee/chit-chat. Today was our second date, I invited her to my place and I was going to prepare dinner for us both and watch a movie.
She told me before we met that she’s incredibly allergic to peanuts. No biggie. I’m not too fussy for peanuts but sometimes I cook with them. I buy some peanuts, roast them, grind them up a bit, and put in a peppermill for when I feel a meal could use with a bit more savory saltiness. I use them maybe once a month. A buddy of mine is also allergic to peanuts, so I do wash my things thoroughly so as to not have lingering peanuttiness for when he visits.
So I make a beautiful dinner: pork roast rolled with prosciutto and olive oil, with some vegetables and beans, and a little bit of gnocchi. I made a nice sauce to go with it. To note I didn’t add any peanuts. I ask her to set the table: she grabs forks, knives, spoons, wine glasses, salt shaker and peppermill.
You can probably see where this is going, but the tl;dr is she grabbed the wrong peppermill (she didn’t grab the one sitting beside the salt shaker, but instead went into a cupboard to get my peanutmill). Sprinkled some on her food, took a bite, and immediately had a violent reaction. She seized up, couldn’t talk, was burning up, the whole nine yards for “oh fuck what do I do?”.
I went into her purse (my father always told me to never go into a woman’s purse for any reason, but I felt this was an emergency) to look for an Epipen. Thankfully she had one. I’ve got no idea how to use this thing: I know you jab it in your thigh or butt, but is it over clothes? Under clothes? Reading instructions be damned, I had to take her pants off. Undid her belt, slid down her jeans, and unfortunately her underwear slid off when the pants came down. I get a good look at the sight but there was no time for that, into her thigh the Epipen went. She calms down a bit and 911 is called since I honestly don’t know what else to do. She hurriedly struggles to put her pants on and begins to cry, and she sits in silence, shaking, for the ambulance.
I feel real bad and haven’t moved from my couch since. This happened just under two hours ago and haven’t called her (or received a call back). I’m sure she’s okay, but I don’t think this is how our second (maybe final?) date should have gone.
tl;dr: peanut-allergic date accidentally sprinkles peanut dust on the meal I made. Had a reaction. Took off her clothes to use an EpiPen not knowing if it could be used over clothes or not.
Updates!!
I just realised like all my Daichi and Suga drawings are an accurate chronological representation of my embarrassing descent from innocent fluff to sin and disgrace hahaha fml helP ME
Daisuga kid asjk;g this happened so spontaneously I’m reeling
Btw his name is Hotaru. It’s apparently feminine but idgaf he can go join a certain swimming team after volleyball practice